Some people don't like toilet paper. Either because of the price or the way it sticks to their bums. Well now there is a solution to that problem!
All you have to do is go outside and grab a leaf or two. They don't stick to your bum and they are recyclable.
"This is the best thing ever invented!" comments Toilet Hog.
"With this new discovery I save money and save comfort." says Deal Lady.
The only ones who are not excited about this discovery are Mr.Toilet Paper, "Why am I abandoned!", and the salespersons at Walmart.
"Who's ever heard of wiping your bum with a plant!"
So, to save money and comfort, just use a recyclable leaf!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the toilet.
P.S. This is our 100th post!!!! Yay!