Saturday, June 27, 2009

Common Cold and Swine Flu connected?

Swine Flu and the Common Cold Connected?

We went out to Investigate! We met an evil scientist farmer dude guy!

We looked at some of his notes.

It turns out that he had a cure for H1N1 aka The Swine Flu.

You see he had a cure for the common cold and that cure can also cure swine flu!

So, people won't have to turn into purple pigs and be obessed with kraft dinner anymore! Right as you read this tons of the medicine is being prosseed but won't be ready until June of 2010. (It takes a long time to make) But, don't worry even though it smells really really really like farmer's ketcup mixed with smelly socks and pig liver and kraft dinner. It works, but all you who are purple pigs will probably not be living by that time so we have the recipe. (It's exculsive)

This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Evil Scientist Farmer Dude's lab!

Recipe Swine Flu and Common Cold Cure

( Results may vary)

You will need:

1 Pig Liver

2 boxes of whole wheat kraft dinner

1 container of your grandpa's socks

4 bottles of ketcup that is 2 years old

And a pinch of Pig Manure


1. Mix it all together until creamy

2. cook for 10000 hours at 450 degrees ( until scents mix)

3. Serve ( serves 3)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

School's Out!

Why is school out?

Because Cheese kinda ate Wolverine, so when wolverine did come out..

(Don't ask how)

He kinda got messed up in the head so he made paper dolls,
the paper dolls turned into minature versions of Wolverine's abs and destroyed school but they did it in the summer so school shuts down during the summer to prevent attacks from the paper dolls!
Enjoy Summer!
Neko and Teko reporting from the beach,
Yes we are in Binkinis!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Slugs take Over Flog...something

I went To see Namer and He gave me a Picture.
Believe it or not, this little guy is an underwater slug.
Anyway, what happened we brought Namer some gifts to thank him for this picture.
(Yes he gave us the picture after we fought with Ben 10 and a penguin came and ate him up before we could defeat him)
So, some of the gifts we brought him were Cheese and all of that stuff.
He really liked the cheese.
Today's story though is this.
Under Water Slugs take over Flogmathiasogathigerta
Under Water slugs came in the thousands and rebelled at why they were bottom feeders. So, something really weird happened, the fish actually came and agreed that the Slugs could be the top feeders....
The Slugs had a hard time staying up there and didn't find any food so they returned to being Bottom Feeders.
The Slugs were mad though, So, they took over the octopus territory known as
Flogmathiasogathigerta. The Squids got mad and kinda ate the Slugs Candy so, now they are in War for Flogmathiasogathigerta.. So, Namer kinda blew up a bit of the Slugs so the Slugs kinda ate his Candy. I don't know why people are so obsessed with Candy! We also met a Slug named Hatia He had a cute hat. Looked kinda like the picture. "I plan to get a picture of Wolverine's Abs and use it to force the Octopus's to give over their territory," Then after a blast of light and sound. Hatia was gone. We personally think that the Slugs will win with their secret weapon... This Just In Neko and Teko reporting from Flogmath.. Flogmathia.... Flogsgta... Whatever...

Saturday, June 20, 2009


This is not a real fish.
I know what you are thinking,
"Oh My goodness it's a fish that swims in peanut butter yay!"
Okay, maybe you are not thinking that...
Anyway, It is actually a robot fish, I think it looks pretty real!
It's name is Robo-Carp
How original.
Anyway, the designers say it's the smartest fish every made, It has artificial intelligence and sensors which it uses to swim away from things in it's way and stuff like that, It's battery lasts for up to five hours!
So, this fish likes pizza and peanut butter! I think he is friends with Wolverine.
Wait, Is it a Boy or a Girl?
Let's get to the point.
Robo Fish have an obsession with peanut butter and can be used to solve the problems of Swine Flu. I don't know about the swine flu stuff.
This Just In Neko and Teko

Ps. I don't know why we need a Robo Fish!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Wolverine's abs

I got a request from someone saying that they wanted a picture of Wolverine's Unrealistic abs!
Here is the story on how we got the photo!
We were walking down a beach and we saw wolverine, and this kid. Now if you look really closely you'll see a brave kid looking at his unrealistic abs!
Creepy Huh?
(see achieves X-men Orgins Wolverine)

Anyway we got our photo....
For more info about Wolverine's abs visit
http://pizzaanddonuts.blogspot it's also in the links section of this site!
This just in Neko and Teko reporting from the beach.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Cry about Rae

I cried today, yes, we cried, why?
You know how Rae got blasted by Ottawa?
I can't believe we found out the real truth on what happened.
You see Rae is related to Orange Juice,
We don't know how that is physically possible.
But anyway, He planned the whole Orange Juice attack.
So, absurd came and drank Orange Juice so Rae got mad, then he made Ottawa mad and so on so on, So, Parliament,
Which in this case was Ottawa, blasted Rae out of the "cool" group, so sadly Rae does not get to drink cocktails anymore or wear $6000 suits. Politics is confusing, they always have to use big fancy words! So, instead of drinking orange juice, we must eat kraft dinner before we attempt to drink orange juice to be on the safe side. (See Orange Juice articles in archives ) Anyway, orange juice is full of vitamin C and stuff like that.
For some reason, I think Orange Juice has some connection with forks.
This Just In
Neko and Teko reporting from another confusing case of politics.
(I don't really know who Rae is.)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Ottawa Blasts Rae's absurd Deportation

Some guy named Rae got blasted by Ottawa, I don't know how the heck Ottawa which is a city was able to blast the guy named Rae. First of all, Ottawa can't get up and blast Rae.
If Ottawa was to get up and walk, I just don't think it's possible. Even if Ottawa has somehow defeated the laws of physics, what did Ottawa blast Rae with? Ketchup?
Kraft Dinner? Or maybe Ottawa Blasts Rae has something to do with Politics and Parliament. Now that I am done with the Politics stuff. What I don't get is that Canada and U.S.A. are connected, but yet we have different Politic rules. So instead of having a President or a Prime Minister we should have Premise Minst, So, who do you think should be our next Premise Minst.
Our Candidates are
Wolverine : He thinks things should be more pointy!
Sabertooth: He wants dental care to include sharping fangs
Hammer: .........................
Who do you think should be the next Premise Minst.
So, I know Politics are confusing. So, we should probably get a book on Politics.
This just in
Neko and Teko reporting on a confusing case of Politics!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Ben 10

I didn't have anything to do today so I decided to look around for some small news!
I found this kid eating a lollipop so I asked him if he had done anything exciting!
(Better than staring at frozen cheese. Wait that could have been a good story..)
He said he met Ben 10, I asked him." Where did you meet this Ben 10?" He took a bit of his giant purple lollipop!
"He was doing some kind of alien action evolving thing."
"In my toilet."
So Ben 10 was doing alien action in a toilet.
"It was awesome then santa came and stole Ben 10 so I yelled at him!"
Then the kid went on and on about how Awesome Ben 10 looked in the toilet.
I phoned up Teko and we wrote a story.
I think Grape Juice has something to do with Ben 10.
Ps. Kraft Dinner robbed a bank. (That's another story.)
Pss. Sorry to bring you such a boring story.
This Just In Neko and Teko!
Reporting from some bus thing that eat my Cookie.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Iron Man Steals Michael Jackson's Cheese!

Neko and Teko reporting!
We saw Iron man swipe in and steal Michael Jackson's prized Cheese!
What?!?!? Was a question many people were asking so we decided to find out!
First, we blackmailed Iron Man into telling us why he stole Michael Jackson's Cheese!
(We knew his secret Identity)
He said Ben 10 told him. We asked him how he knew Ben 10.
"I looked into a fridge and I saw his alien action evolving. He looked like old lettuce to be exact." Then he said, "that Ben 10 told him to steal Michael Jackson's Cheese or else
Santa would turn into a fork and stab Wolverine's abs, and then Hannah Mountana and she would eat up his Iron Man suit." Okay.
Oh ya, we also found out that Iron Man drank 30 cases of Beer that night. "I also married Dora in my sleep then she ate my CHEESE." He complained.
This just in Neko and Teko
Never give Iron Man beer. (Or cheese favored beer.)
Before we left, Iron man said one more thing.
"Wolverine looks like The Easter Bunny."

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Pizza and Donuts

My friend made a website and I wrote some articals for it!
It's called Pizza and Donuts!
It has some really cool articles!
Please visit and Thanks
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