We have startling reports from a hotel in the Antarctica area. Apparently, a man, about 40 years old, had ordered a pizza to go with his horror movie. A few minutes after the pizza arrived however, there was another knock on the door. That's strange, he thought.
So without even looking through the peep hole he opened the door. What he saw standing there scared him.
There was a plump lady there with shorts about knee long. She wore very colourful clothing of many colours. But the most startling part that scared the man is that she had a very colourful wide-brimmed hat!
She wore a solid expression of silver, no smile or anything. The man politely said hello. After a while, the woman said the most crazy thing you have ever heard.
May I help you? she said in a cold voice.
NO! The man quickly yelled. He then slammed the door in her face, locked the chain, rushed to his phone, and called security.
To this hour, the wide-brimmed hat woman has not been found. Many suspect that it is really Carl in disguise. Others believe that its the Things wife.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from a hat shop.