Showing posts with label mushy Mushrooms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mushy Mushrooms. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Muscles vs. Mush




Why is it that when you walk around, run, stand up, or do any other leg stretches, that your muscles in your legs get all hard? And when you just sit, it's all mush? Well, we, Neko and Teko, are here at the gym today where we are interviewing runners to see just why.
"When I walk, my Quadriceps (look at above pic. for italisized words) tence up and I feel more muscular. But as soon as I sit down, it goes all splat and is just like fat." ~a regular gymaholic.
" When I sit down, my fat pac is all squishy!~comments a young child drinking coffee who really shouldn't drink it because of the caffine in it.
Thanks. We tell the interviewed.
Well, I hope you learned something from that about fat and if you didn't, well, too bad for you. Now, as you can see, there are two pictures above, one is of a person with their muscles showing and all the muscle names labled, and the other of a very, very cute kitten. Now, the muscle one represents muscles(obviously), and the other, the one with the kitten, represents mush. I don't know why that picture was chosen to represent mush, but oh, well. Because it's very, very cute, we will pretend it is a kitty, not mush.
And there you have it folks. Muscles are very good to have, but don't worry if you have any mush, because this cute kitty is on here to represent mush, even though it shouldn't because it's too cute to be mush.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the gym.


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Curse Of the Mushy Mushroom

The Curse Of the Mushy Mushroom?
The Mushy Mushroom is a Mushy Mushroom? Right?
Well, we don't know so we are going to find out,
We spoke to Legends Expert: Dr. Legends Expert! He told us what the Curse of the Mushy Mushroom really was.
The Mushy Mushroom, grows on rotton trees, It is told through legend that if you mush it and the insides are liquid then you will have a good life ahead of you, if the insides are solid you'll be given a sandwich by the blue guy.

That's the Legend? That's It? A big Fuss for THAT?!?
"Oh, I though you wanted the legend not the curse!" He said. "I do not expert in curses so you'll have to go to Dr. Curse Curse." He suggested. So, we took a taxi to Dr. Curse Curse. "Hello!" He cursed. "We want to know about the Curse of the Mushy Mushroom!" We said.
He took a breath and began.
The Mushy Mushroom is Poisonous and if you eat it you'll die and have your insides eaten by the Blue Guy!
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That's It? So, We were mad because we spent $20 on a taxi to just be lectered to not to eat a mushroom! Come on!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from Eating Pizza WITHOUT mushrooms!
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