In the past, there have been over 800 UFO sightings. Are they real or just a myth? UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object. If UFOs were identified though wound they be called IFO's or Identified Flying Object? I think that Carl might have something to do with it! And the Thing probably helped him too. By grunting of course!
What could UFOs be? Are they spaceships inhabited by aliens? Or are they large flying plates that giants have their meals on? Well we, Neko and Teko, have discovered that they are really frisbees used to communicate back and forth between the Thing and Carl so they can plan secret evil stunts behind peoples' backs.
We recently interviewed some people:
"Well you know what younglings! My grandmother was a UFO and I am proud of it!" tells 'Grandma'.
"Of thourse I bewieve in spathchips lithe UFO'th!" proclaims 'Lisp' age 3.
"All this crazy nonsence has carried on from generation to generation and I just don't believe in it." declares "Farmer". "The crop circles in my farm are probably just tractor circles."
So, some people believe in UFO's and others don't. Well, Neko and Teko know that they're real and Carl and the Thing do too.
This is Neko and Teko repoting from the crop circles.