We all know that bananas float. Well, this is Neko and Teko reporting from our local recreation centre, where the drowning fruit was spotted. Now since bananas are not living creatures, it is impossible for them to drown. Well, for some reason this banana sunk right to the bottom. "He is in a stable condition for now. On an IV dripfilled with apple juice." reports to us the nurse taking care of him at The Hospital for Sick Fruit.
So, how Blake the banana got there is yet a mystery, but many people suspect Carl, previosly written about in these articles. He has been taken in for questioning. because, come on, whoever tries to drown a banana and actually succeeds is a real criminal with lots of experience. All you fruit out there, BEWARE! For there is a criminal on the loose who wishes to murder you. All you people, DO NOT LET YOUR FRUIT OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR THEY WILL DIE!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the fruit bowl.