Why is school out?
Because Cheese kinda ate Wolverine, so when wolverine did come out..
(Don't ask how)
He kinda got messed up in the head so he made paper dolls,
the paper dolls turned into minature versions of Wolverine's abs and destroyed school but they did it in the summer so school shuts down during the summer to prevent attacks from the paper dolls!
Neko and Teko reporting from the beach,
Yes we are in Binkinis!