There it was. Right in front of our eyes. A very gruesome sight. The pink naked thing. It looked so awful that if we took pictures, the camera lens would crack.
We, Neko and Teko, had been looking for this hideous beast for hours on end. Hoping against hoping that we would find it. A large head. Large eyes. Skinny arms, legs, and body, finished off with a pink little curl on top of its head. And completely naked!
So if you ever come across the pink naked thing, bring it a pair of pants.
This just in. Neko and Teko reporting form the Pink Naked Thing's lair.