Cheap People: Movie Night

How do Cheap People Have Video Game Nights and Movie Nights? We (Neko and Teko) Followed a Cheap Family called The Cheapokobas!
Here is how they do their Movie Nights:
Transportation: Walking so they don't have to spend money on gas!
Place: Future Shop in The TV Section, they set up these home theater sections!
With these couches!
How: They watch the Movie they are playing!
Snacks: Candy Bars from Cashier! (They steal them)
This is what it may look like!
They also bring Plastic Chairs! So, that's how cheap People have movie nights! Cheap People's Dance Party's are similar! Except in a Music Store, and Video Game nights are in a Video Game Store!
Now you know a bit more about Cheap people!
Oh ya Cheap People don't buy their own Copies of Cheap People Monthly!
They Steal them or find old issues at the Dump!

Tornado in Unexpected Place

A tornado happened in an Unexpected Place! Toronto! It just happened Recently! Well, If you look at Tornado and Toronto it's similar in Spelling! The Tornado didn't look like the one in the picture.
Click Here for A picture Of what the Toronto Tornado really looked like!
If that doesn't work copy and paste this link!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/tornadoes-touch-down-in-ontario/article1259080/
So, This is really quite scary because this has not happened for a long time.
Plus, Canada's wonderland was really close to where the Tornado happened.
What if someone was on the Behemoth and got knocked over by a tornado?
Falling Hundreds of Meters!
Keep checking The Globe and Mail for more Updates about this Disaster!
But if you look at the picture it didn't really look like a tornado!
I would put this in the Deadly Not Looking Like Tornado's Section!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from Toronto!

My Contact With The Contact Lenses

Have you ever heard about someone who has lots of contacts? Is it Contact Lenses,
or people? Well, Neko and Teko are going to find out what it really means!
So, we interviewed many people and using the logical information of the Sham Wow!
Turns out the Contacts are people who you have contact with that have Contact Lenses or Make Contact Lenses.
Contact Lenses also can be weird.
We decided to talk to Dr. Diet Coke Guy who knows all about Yoda and His Bikini and all about Contact Lenses.
He studies Diet Coke, Yoda`s Bikini , and contacts.
He is also the Politic guy of the Rhino Party! (they didn`t like his platform, (It was to make the world a better place and lower taxes) yep)
He said how he thought we were right!
DING!
So, now you know what a Contact is.
So, Contact lenses are like glasses But more lensey and contacting.
Maybe some people will wear contact lenses to back to Gulp!
The S word. They say it`s cool, but it does drool.
The word is....
School.
I hate that word. Summer goes by so fast! I think Summer should be much longer.
So, Enjoy the rest of your summer.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from Our Contact`s house!
Ps. Do you have any Contacts
We do!

The Curse Of the Mushy Mushroom

The Curse Of the Mushy Mushroom?
The Mushy Mushroom is a Mushy Mushroom? Right?
Well, we don't know so we are going to find out,
We spoke to Legends Expert: Dr. Legends Expert! He told us what the Curse of the Mushy Mushroom really was.
The Mushy Mushroom, grows on rotton trees, It is told through legend that if you mush it and the insides are liquid then you will have a good life ahead of you, if the insides are solid you'll be given a sandwich by the blue guy.

That's the Legend? That's It? A big Fuss for THAT?!?
"Oh, I though you wanted the legend not the curse!" He said. "I do not expert in curses so you'll have to go to Dr. Curse Curse." He suggested. So, we took a taxi to Dr. Curse Curse. "Hello!" He cursed. "We want to know about the Curse of the Mushy Mushroom!" We said.
He took a breath and began.
The Mushy Mushroom is Poisonous and if you eat it you'll die and have your insides eaten by the Blue Guy!
.............
That's It? So, We were mad because we spent $20 on a taxi to just be lectered to not to eat a mushroom! Come on!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from Eating Pizza WITHOUT mushrooms!

The I-Pod Human

Hurry, Now before It's to Late!
Buy the I-pod Human!
Ps. This Video is made by Nigahiga if you like it we have more made by him below the fred video bar :D!
Enjoy! :D

Scene Cards Stolen

Click Here for a Picture of a Scene Card!
This morning at 10:00am A UFO came and stole all the scene cards.
We were Right Carl did steal the Scene Cards. Police may suspect that The Thing may be involved. "We may have to use our secret Weapon." A police Officer stated.
"Scene cards have REALLY SHARP PLASTIC." A person panicked.
"Wait a Second." King of Cheese Said.
"The combination of Dead fruit, perfume and scene cards can create a huge indestructible weapon that no one can defeat. Actually only one person can defeat it.
That would be wolverine of course, If he will do it, he will do if for beer I know he will for he is a lover of beer, but this weapon is super dangerous." King of Cheese said in One Breath.
"What is the weapon." Someone said. Not asked.
King of Cheese faced us and said the 3 lettered word.
"pie."
All of a sudden the Thing was standing on a UFO holding this Giant pie.
He grunted.
So the world went into chaos for 45seconds. Just enough time for The Thing to call up Carl.
That's when we found out who Carl was...
Carl is.....
Willy wonka. He Escaped Just before the Police could catch him. But he dropped all the stolen stuff.
"He is moving onto Bigger Plans." Teko stated.
"Well, want to go see that horror movie?" Neko asked.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Movie Theatre inside a horror movie called.
The Horror Of the Abs.
Yes it is about Wolverine's abs!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Movie Theatre inside a horror movie called.
The Horror Of the Abs.
Yes it is about Wolverine's abs!
Wait, we said that already?
May the Peanut Butter Be with You!

Do You Believe in UFO's?

In the past, there have been over 800 UFO sightings. Are they real or just a myth? UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object. If UFOs were identified though wound they be called IFO's or Identified Flying Object? I think that Carl might have something to do with it! And the Thing probably helped him too. By grunting of course!

What could UFOs be? Are they spaceships inhabited by aliens? Or are they large flying plates that giants have their meals on? Well we, Neko and Teko, have discovered that they are really frisbees used to communicate back and forth between the Thing and Carl so they can plan secret evil stunts behind peoples' backs.

We recently interviewed some people:

"Well you know what younglings! My grandmother was a UFO and I am proud of it!" tells 'Grandma'.

"Of thourse I bewieve in spathchips lithe UFO'th!" proclaims 'Lisp' age 3.

"All this crazy nonsence has carried on from generation to generation and I just don't believe in it." declares "Farmer". "The crop circles in my farm are probably just tractor circles."

So, some people believe in UFO's and others don't. Well, Neko and Teko know that they're real and Carl and the Thing do too.

This is Neko and Teko repoting from the crop circles.

Scene Card Commercial

Here's A Object we think Carl May Strike Next....
Will Carl go after the Scene Cards?
Stay Tuned....
Ps. Scene Cards are Awesome.....
Pss. It's really Sharp Plastic. LOLZ!
Enjoy!
Anyway?
Do you like it when we add videos?
Comment!

This is Neko and Teko reporting from the movies where we just used our Scene card.

Bird Perfume "Flys Away?"

This Perfume is by Aerie By American Eagle. So the Perfume is called Aerie the Scent by Aerie by American Eagle Weird Huh? Anyway, we were on the scene, Neko and Teko. Inspecting a American Eagle store that had just got a shipment of this Super Expensive perfume stuff. ($40 a bottle) It had all been stolen. No Broken Windows, No Fingerprints, Nothing. The Perfume has a really nice scent. But how could it be stolen? Suddenly, The King of Cheese... ( He is a really famous detective so famous we have never heard of him.) Stated..."Wait, Crick Me a Clue, Oh My Pickle Juice Jars of Evil Strawberries, It has a bird on top, what if the murder of fruit has a bigger plan in mind, maybe he took the birds on top of the perfume and used them to Fly away, I notice the sales went up this season, due to sweaty armpits, I think he somehow programed the birds to fly away with the perfume maybe he plans to sell them on the black market? I think they call him Carl, we must find his Real Identity and Find out what this has to due with the murdered fruit." He said in ONE breath. Boy, this guy is good.
We Neko and Teko, will try to keep your updated hopefully, this guy Carl will be brought to Justice. Anyway, Don't buy Aerie Perfume since it costs $40 a bottle just to have it fly away may not be the smartest thing.
We put together a list who we think Carl may be:
-cheese
-Tape
-Iron Man
-Deodorant
Okay, It's probably not any of them...
Sorry, we are not very good at Detective Work.
Maybe... Carl is a certain person who doesn't like a certain Striped shirt person.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Scene of the Crime. (The Bird Perfume crime)

The Drowning Banana: Is it True?

We all know that bananas float. Well, this is Neko and Teko reporting from our local recreation centre, where the drowning fruit was spotted. Now since bananas are not living creatures, it is impossible for them to drown. Well, for some reason this banana sunk right to the bottom. "He is in a stable condition for now. On an IV dripfilled with apple juice." reports to us the nurse taking care of him at The Hospital for Sick Fruit.

So, how Blake the banana got there is yet a mystery, but many people suspect Carl, previosly written about in these articles. He has been taken in for questioning. because, come on, whoever tries to drown a banana and actually succeeds is a real criminal with lots of experience. All you fruit out there, BEWARE! For there is a criminal on the loose who wishes to murder you. All you people, DO NOT LET YOUR FRUIT OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR THEY WILL DIE!

This is Neko and Teko reporting from the fruit bowl.

Dr Pep-Pick-Popper-Pickle-What?

Who is this Dr Pep-Pick-Popper-Pickle-What? Well, research shows that he is a scientist from the planet Jupiter. Born to live in the heat and gas of the planets surface, unlike many others he can live there.

But just why then is he sitting in your refrigerator at home, waiting to be drunk by a pair of thirsty lips? Why, when he can be doing experiments on humans instead of humans doing experiments on him? It's all because of CARL. The talk show lady's boyfriend who she talks about. Come on! Do we really care if Carl went to work or not? The truth is, she says he doesn't work because he really illegally goes back and forth from Jupiter, stealing Dr Pep-Pick-Popper-Pickle-What's friends and family. And they don't fight back because they know it is their duty. So, next time your think of drinking DR PEPPER, just remember their favour towards you. And drink Diet Dr Pepper instead. This is Neko and Teko reporting from the fridge.

The Evil MacBook Of Doom

The Mac book is evil, Well, Not all mac books but this one. Okay not this Precise one but one that looks like it, One person bought a mac book from a store, The only thing different about it from the rest was It had a dark black X on the back. If you turn it on, all there will be is a picture of the Thing, No internet, no programs, just the Thing.
People are starting to think, that there are more defected mac books out there.
We just got a report that TWO minutes ago the Mac book called out doom and turned into cheese, then into a mutant burger. The Man poured beer on the burger and it disappeared. Is the Thing being framed? Is Reed Richards behind it? Because if you really think about it, The Thing is super dumb. Ewww, Reed Richards can stretch any part of his body. The Police went to his Lab to investigate. Sure enough Reed Richards had stored mac Books and Mutant Burgers, He planned to take over the world. I thought He was super smart. He still shipped out 10000 macbooks so is you see a macbook CALL THE POLICE.
This is Neko and Teko reporting From the Apple store.
Teko is looking at I-tunes Gift cards. (LOL!)

The Mutant Burger

This looks like a regular burger. But really it is a Mutant Burger with crazy powers. When you try to take a bite of it, it turns to metal and you break all your teeth.
'' Because of this beast, I had to get dental insurance!" complains a burger fan. "I miss my meaty flavor!" protests many more. The culprit recipe is not yet found, but many suspect it to be THE THING. COPS look into this subject as he is monitered daily. Not even the neighbourhood superhero, Wolverine, can destroy this monster! When will we get our favourite flavours back? "All in a matter of time" detectives on this case state.
So, until then you will just have to enjoy those hot dogs.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Meat Matters Central.

The Thing Grunts

The Thing Grunts: It's all over the news, and on the 32 page of newspapers.
At 2am when the Thing was brushing his teeth and shaving, he just grunted for no odd reason. Then he grunted again the world went into chaos for 322seconds.
His Pants fell off, and were eaten by The Human Torch's Children (he married Britney Spears) They ate his pants, So The Thing that was his only pair of pants, so he had to go onto the street in no pants to buy more. He Grunted again. The Thing wanted revenge so he went into the Human Torch's Room, there he dressed the human torch into a skirt. The Human Torch just burned it off. Then he burned off the Thing's ears that's why he has no ears. He also took some of his Rocks for his Rock Collection. The Thing then when mental grunted like a cow and put on Johnny's Designer Underwear and His Wife's Designer Underwear. The Thing found out that he had mold growing between the plates on his Armpits so he bought cow poo deodorant. Which is actually a great sunscreen .
Then he grunted and fell on his Face.

Twitter

Everyone has heard of Twitter,
Celebs do it, Cheese does it.
Even Wolverine Does it.
Twitter can be fun,
But It is soooo Annoying when people write Junk about their Lives. I mean Junk Like Who's Going to Care Junk.
For Example:

Bob Kid:
10:00am: Woke Up
10:01am Yawned
10:02am Went washroom
10:03am flushed toilet
10:04am washed hands
10:05am ate breakfast
10:06am felt breakfeast go down throat
10:07am digested breakfeast
10:08am went washroom again
10:09am Flushed Toilet
10:10am washed Hands

See how boring this is? Who wants to read that? What an exciting Ten minutes.
Mostly People follow Celebs on it.
Only One Person Follows Bob Kid. (Person Who follows every single person)
Anyway, This is What Wolverine's Twitter would look like!

Wolverine:

10:00am woke up
10:01am drank beer
10:02am smoked while drinking beer
10:03am drank another glass of beer
10:04am drank beer
10:05am drank beer
10:06am got drunk
10:07am drank more beer
10:08am drank beer
10:09am typed all this Junk onto twitter
10:10am spilled beer on key board
10:11am licked beer off keyboard

Now that is actually worth reading. That's just sooo Exciting and meaningful.
Much Better than Bob Kids. Seriously Though, who wants to read about someone Going Washroom and Digesting Food?

This is Neko and Teko: Beware of Twitter addicts Like Bob Kid
Read cool Twitter people Like Wolverine!
Don't read the Blue Guy. Example: 10:00am - 12:00am ate a sandwich

Movies In Minutes: X-men Orgins Wolverine

This is Movies In Minutes Created by nigahiga, If you like this Video we have more made by Him In the Video Bar below Fred!
This is One of Neko's Favourite Videos
Enjoy!

Missing in the Mountains

Wouldn't it be stange if 400 people from your town went missing? Would you wonder where they were? Well this really happened in Tawain after a mudslide so people were evacutated to China.
"The mudslide covered a large part of the village including a primary school and many homes," said resident Lin Chien-chung. "A part of the mountain above us just fell on the village."
Would you be scared if parts of a mountain fell on your home? Well, if no one was in your school I guess that would be alright because you could skip school, but imagine if people were inside it. In situations like that, it's complete chaos! People screaming, helicopters buzzing, parents looking for children, children for parents. Many rescue workers helped evacuate scared young children.
So, although we love to slide in the mud with our fudge umbrellas, we'd rather mud to stay off of us!

This is Neko and Teko reporting from sliding in the mud. Oh, And remember to always dig in the mud to see if you can find someone's shoe.

The Dreadlocks Warrior

Have you ever heard of dreadlocks? If you've had them, you know that their a pain in the hair. Well, not anymore. Neko and Teko interviewed someone who goes by the name of The Dreadlocks Warrior. 'The thing is,' he tells us, ' is that dreadlocks, the war of the nation, is actually a cool sensation!'

He also tells us that all the celebrities are planning their new wardrobes and apparently the governement is releasing Fudge Umbrellas.

So, If you have ever had a horrible day when dreadlocks just would not go away, then you are in luck and prepared for this new, strange, horrible but cool fashion statement. And hair spray, a word of warning. GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR FROM OCTOBER THE THIRD, IT WILL BE ILLEGAL TO USE!

This is Neko and Teko repoting from the hair salon.

Jelly Beans: Role Models

This is Neko and Teko reporting from, The National Jelly Bean Convention. Where Jelly Beans gather and talk about Jelly Bean Stuff.
So, we tagged along.
We did Murder a few Jelly Beans though...
The First Activity was called Jelly Bean Toss.
The Jelly Beans would toss onto each other.
It looked like the Photo here.
There was a Speech that caught our attention. It was about the Greatest Role Model for Jelly Beans.
Here are the Top 3: In third Place: Big Foot Second: The Conservatives And First Place: Iron Man`s Beer. No not Iron Man but Iron Man`s Beer.
Yes His Cheese flavored Beer.
So, up hopped a glass of Beer, The Jelly Beans cheered. Suddenly Iron Man and Wolverine appeared. Two words: Crashing Through the Ceiling with Peanut Butter.
Okay that is 7 words. Wolverine started throwing Peanut Butter at Wolverine. I am too Cheap to buy my own beer. Wolverine yelled. So they fought over the beer...
Then If you`ve read our last post you would have known I said Weird Things happens with Cheese. I have no Idea How but the Cheese separated from the Beer. The Jelly Beans started Jumping up and down and Chanting. CHEESE IS OUR NEW ROLE MODEL. Soon, Once they stopped fighting over the beer.
Two Words: Peanut Butter Covers Beer. So they left.
The Cheese got evaporated by a strange Cheese Eating Jelly Bean force.
So, We left. Grabbing more Jelly Beans of course.
News is Scared in our town. So, Hopefully we will find some better news soon.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Jelly Bean Convention!
Jelly Beans New Role Model: One word: Cheese

Bananas Destroys Property

Bananas are fruit, they are very hard to find.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the genetically evil lab of doom lab. We found out that Evil Farmer Dude decided to set bananas on the lose to destory the city.
The Bananas were feared. Everyone ran from them. A scientist said to use that we were the town's last hope.
Next he handed us a Light Saber,
This is what you've been training for. "What?" We asked. All of a sudden we were dressed in Jedi Outfits. "This Nerd I found at a convention will be joining you, his name is BOB!" The Scientist said. We set off to the place where we were to battle the Bananas. The Bananas gathered. "The force is strong in you!" A banana boomed.
"I am Death of Ban!" He added. "Come On Bananas!" Bob dropped his wal-mart light saber and walked off. Suddenly we got the force and killed all the Bananas.
"That was so weird." We said.
"Awww, I don't have the Force anymore!" Teko whined.
Now we knew why the Bananas were destroying property!
The Bananas wanted Cheese!
Cheese.....
There are a lot of Interesting things about Cheese....
This Is Neko and Teko signing out!

Chocolate Chip Warrior Monkeys

Chocolate Chip Warrior Monkeys live in the Valley of Really Bad Things. They are fierce beings made of chocolate chips. They are super fast and hard to get a picture of.
We decided to journey to the Valley Of really Bad Things to see if we could find any new stuff about them. This is what we learned.
Chocolate Chip Warrior Monkeys eat Coco and are The Prey of Chocoholics.
That's all we learned.
We watched as a Warrior Monkey was circling a coco bean plant. Crouching down ready for his Next Move. He Jumped on the coco bean plant but It was too late a net came down on him. There standing holding the Monkey by the Tail was The GASP!
Wolverine came on a screen which we had no idea where is came from and ate a chocolate bar.
The GASP! Is the Blue Guy's Cousin. All he does Is GASPS! *GASP* He got into a truck taking the Chocolate Chip Warrior Monkey away. "We have to follow him." Teko whispered. We ran stealthy into the rain forest following the tire tracks.
Soon we got to the *GASPS* base. The Base was a tent with a big neon sign on it saying.
THE GASPS BASE! We then rescued the monkey and returned him the the Valley of Really Bad Things! So, we didn't learn a lot.
And Guess what The *Gasps* Went to Jail and died and came a live again!
This Is Neko and Teko Reporting from the GASPS Base!

Socks: The Evil Cat

I know it may seem how can a cat be evil.
You you think that you have not meet socks!
Socks looked like the Cat in the Picture.
Anyway, she started out as a great cat. Before a horrible thing happened.
She started treating the whole house as her litter box.
Then, she started escaping to play with the other Kitty Kats. They ate KIT KAT WITHOUT ME! Socks started to steal my kit kat too. The Next Day I started Eating Jello. The Rainbow Kind with Teko. I was enjoying it. Next Socks, had eat my rainbow Jello. But, the worst thing happened yet.
It turns out the Jello speed up her digestive system and Socks did her litter box thing on a bed.
But, It was no ordinary bed it was brand new and new sheets were just put on it.
So, I cleaned up the mess, and put Sock outside so she could learn a lesson. She played with her little kitty friends. Socks came back to the house injured.
The Vet bills cost a lot of money for an unloving evil cat.
One week later, Sock escaped the house and the neighbors were cleaning their RV with Jello, but anti freeze leaked everywhere.
Socks drank it and POOF she was Dead.
I don't miss her. Now I have a Dog named Dogzilla aka Daisy!
This is Neko signing out to play with Dogzilla!
Which would win in a cuteness contest? Dogzilla or The Cat that looks like Sock!

Super Cool Things You Probably Didn't Know

We picked up some cool facts that we got from the National Geographic Almanac 2010!

Here are some of the Facts we learned:

-Killer Whales are a type of Dolphin

-You smell better through your right nostril than your left

-You yawn to cool down your brain cells

-The Sand Cat is the Wild version of the Domestic Cat (They used to Sandcat to breed to get domestic Cats)

-The Word Nerd first came from a Dr. Suess Book

-Some cars can Run on used French Fry oil

-Theodore Roosevelt had more than 40 pets in the white house including
12 horses, 5 guinea pigs 5 bears a zebra and a lion!

-Abraham Lincoln was the Tallest US president and a little girl convinced him to grow a beard.

We hoped you enjoyed these cool facts!
This Is Neko and Teko signing out!

J-ello Mellow

I love J-ello! Do you love J-ello?
J-ello is way better than Cheese!
My fave type of J-ello is Rainbow J-ello because It is 4 flavors in one!
I don't like using - so I am just going to say Jello instead of J-ello!
Jello looks better than J-ello!
Today's top Story, We stuck to the neighbor hood stuff for a while!
"Mmmm, Today I feel Like Jello with whip cream on top!" Teko said.
"Then Lets go to The Jello Mellow factory!" Neko suggested!
"We are the Mellow Jello's bringing this to you, super artificial colors poisonous to fou...." Teko sang outloud. "You don't need to sing the theme song!" Neko interrupted. "What is fou anyway?" Teko asked. "I looked it up, It means Drunk!"
Neko said.
(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fou) So, We went to the Factory.
Lots of Jello!
"Oh My googles!" Neko gasped. "No, It's the Blue Guy. And the Sand Wich guy!" Neko added. "They are drunk!" Teko added. "Come on Let's get rid of them!" Neko chimed in. "Would you like some jello?" We asked them. They took the jello and died, then came alive 15 minutes later. By then we were outta there and guess what. We were sitting and eating rainbow Jello!
Ps. If you find the Fou (aka Drunk people) Give them some Mellow Jello!
This IS Neko and Teko reporting from The Mellow Jello rainbow Jello section of the Factory!
We are the Mellow Jello's bringing this to you, super artificial colors poisonous to fou!
Fou is a real word Just go to http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fou

Super Chobots

This is A video we made on chobots!
Sorry, The quality is bad... Hey, It's hard to hold a camera and type at the same time!
Anyway, This video is soooo Funny!
It's called Super Chobots! Anyway Enjoy!
Boy, You better like this Video it took a long time to Upload!

The Modern Staircase

Modern Staircase: A stairs of a case that is modern.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Weird People who are obsessed with Stairs store.
We are going to tell you the horrible truth of the Modern Staircase!
The Modern Staricase usually has no railing. This one does. YAY! What We don't like about the Modern Staircase is it has spaces in between the steps. We hope you know what we mean.
Some steps are so scary We get horrified to even look at them.
Here is one Story about a horrible thing that happened to a man Known as the Green Guy.
The green guy had a modern staircase in his house, he had never gone to the second floor before. He was to scared to go up it.
One day he got the courage to go up the stairs. He went up and there was Mickey Mouse standing there. Mickey Mouse then Killed him.
The Green Guy lived after he was killed and told us the horrible story of the Modern Stair Case.

Scary Huh?
Here is another story that happened to The Green Guy again!

He moved from his house and moved to a place with lots of stairs.
His bedroom was upstairs so he walked up the stairs to his room. In the room was Yoda and he killed the Green Guy and the Green Guy died again.

Here is another story called the Magical Stairs.

The Green Guy walked up the stairs to the attic there standing was Yoda and Mickey Mouse, they had Fudge Umbrellas. They killed the Green Guy again and gave him a sandwich.
Then he lived.

The green guy now works at Stair Land. Where he sells magical stairs. Like the ones above. See Modern Stair Cases are scary things!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Obsessed People over Stairs Store!

How to Make A Fudge Umbrella

How to make a Fudge Umbrella?
I know I have a Picture Of Cake! I love Cake? Do you love Cake? Anyway, we are going to tell you how you can make your very own Fudge Umbrella!

You will need:
-A magic Ball
-A doll
-a green crayon

How to Make the Fudge Umbrella:
1. Take the Magic Ball
2. Put the Doll on it and tap it with the Green Crayon

Your Fudge Umbrella will be in China so Fly on over and enjoy!

History of the Fudge Umbrella:
-The Fudge Umbrella was invented by Neko.
-The Fudge Umbrella is what The Government spends their money on!
-We think Canada's Politics are easier than US's.
-Peanut Butter is weird

Fun Facts about Fudge Umbrellas:
-Fudge Umbrellas, think Dices are to controlling!
-We don't like cheese
-Please comment and vote
-Fudge Umbrellas are tasty

PS. THIS POST IS SO COLORFUL
Hope you enjoyed are Instructions on How to Make a Fudge Umbrella!

Do you think we should write about Cheese?
Comment!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the.....
"Fudge Umbrella Club"

The Magic Pen

Magic Pen 2 Collect the flags with the red ball to complete each level.

Play this free game now!!

UnPlanned Vacation: Home at Last

A man shone his beam of flashlight on us. It was the man Teko took the money from.
"Uh...." Teko gasped. "Keep, the money, I know that you want to go home, So, I'm going to take you to the airport." He explained. "How?" Teko asked. "We are wanted." Neko chimed in. "Actually, not anymore, I cleared it with the police that I gave you the money and you didn't steal it." He added. "Thanks." We said in Synchronization.
Anyway, we got to the airport and got on a flight home. "How about we stick to the neighbour hood stuff from now on?" Neko asked. "UH, No way, I want to go to Florida next!" Teko relieved. "But, your right, thats enough adventure for a while."
Teko added.
"Mmmm, I want to go to a secret Samurai Temple!" Neko said. "That would be cool." Teko added.
"Next week. we'll go!" Teko said.
"Being a reporter, and an explorer you can never get enough adventure for a story!"
Finally, we saw the airport of Toronto.
Home at Last.
This is Neko and Teko reporting.
Home at last

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Where is Your Vote?

Adults these days. All they talk about is the economy and politics. So, lets talk about it here. As many of you know, Stephen Harper of the Conservative Party is now Prime Minister of Canada. There are a few different parties. The Liberals, Green Party, the NDPs, Bloc Quebecois, and the Conservatives. Every once in a while, adults over the age of 18 who are Canadian can vote in the election. WHY NOT KIDS? That question is asked frequently by those children who want to have an impact on who leads our country by leaving their opinion. They are not allowed though because the government says so. The government is not always right though. That's a reason why so many people in Canada have lost their jobs. Why the economy is in a bad shape. They can also make good choices. The reason why kids aren't aloud to vote is because imagine what they would do! All right, fudge umbrellas would be a very good decision, but we can go without fudge dripping in our hair every night!

Anyway, each party is good for someones needs and that is up to that person to decide what is right for them. Don't let things on TV influence your decision when the time comes. One more thing; use fudge umbrellas!

UnPlanned Vacation: China's Barriers

"Oh My goodness, It's the great wall of China!" Teko exclaimed. We looked out at the wall. Teko took the laptop out of her bag and turned on the Laptop! "Wow, the Great Wall of China is 8, 851.8 km long!" Neko read over Teko's Shoulder. Suddenly, A fiqure appeared in front of them. "Who are you?" He asked in a harsh voice. "Uh, We are Neko and Teko." We nervously said. "Neko and Teko?" He said? "You mean the ones who wrote about Wolverine's Abs?" He asked. We nodded. "Come." He called. We followed him. We got to this door, it was a dark brown wood color. The Man openned the door.
A bunch of these People were dancing around, "This is the secret club where we celebrate the barriers of China," He explained. "HUH?" We asked. "We celebrate all things of silliness." He added. "We need to be going." Teko grabbed Neko's hand and dashed. Till we were far away. "Look What I found, I know It's wrong but I took a couple of bucks from that man's wallet." Teko Said. "Just enough for a plane ride back to Canada." Teko added. "Just one problem Teko..." Neko said. "Look, Now we are wanted..." Neko added. As signs were being posted on poles and benches.
"Boy news travels fast." Teko added. "A police Car zoomed by. They ducked. "We can't go to the airport or we'll be caught!" Neko exclaimed.
The sun started setting. "We need to find Shelter, Looks like a storm is coming." Teko said. "You Know Teko, We have never really been on a real adventure like this." Neko pointed out.
"Ya, But we want to make it out alive don't we." Teko snapped back. Teko pulled out the laptop. "Let's record what we have done so far," Teko headed to our site.
"Come with me Ladies." A voice Boomed.
To be Continued...

UnPlanned Vacation: Shipped Out

"OMG! It's huge!" Teko cried out as we pulled the vehicle into harbor. We had been planning this vacation together for a long time. We decided to go on a cruise, We took a plane to Australia, Where we would be getting on the cruise ship, Then the ship would sail along the Indian Ocean for two weeks! "What's the Ship's name?" Neko asked.
"The Explorer of the Seas, kinda lame... For a name, I would have personally named it Neko and Teko's Adventure Sea Expedition." Teko explained.
Soon, we got on the cruise ship. "This is as big as the Titanic!" We exclaimed.
After we unpacked the ship set off. With over 200 passengers, not only like 1000 rooms, But also a waterpark, gym and a spa. (and much more) Teko pulled out a water proof bag and put her laptop in it. "Why did you bring a waterproof bag?" Neko asked. "Doesn't hurt to be pepared does it?" Teko replied. We loved the ship. After a while, we headed to upper deck where we observed the water. Then that's when our perfectly planned vacation took some unplanned turns. "Come on. Take a picture of me in this blow up boat for the emergency things." Neko begged. Teko had taken the laptop with her for some reason and put it in the boat. "Hey, I want to come in." Teko crawled into the boat. Teko accientally tripped over a little wire. Then the boat started to lower into the water. "great." We said at the same time. After yelling for help our cries were muffled by the sound of the boat and the talking people. "Looks theres land." Teko called out. Over around a mile away was some land. We started paddling with the two wooden paddles in the boat. Finally we got to land. China? We gasped as we looked ahead.
To be Contiuned!

With the Inuits and Polar Bears

Have you ever wanted to travel to the arctic? See the large polar bears gleefully playing and the snowy white arctic wolves as a pack? Well, go to the Toronto Zoo's new arctic exhibit. We, Neko and Teko, spent the night in a wigwam surrounded by snow. The male bear was showing off to his girlfriends, who were uninterested, by standing up and showing them his muscles. These bears look like they are white, but in reality, their skin is black!While the Eskimos were beating the drums in a monotonized rhythm, the wolves howled along. In the wild, they will actually eat their entire meal, including the bones!
In the large exhibit, there are also snowy owls. They have great camouflage as they are purely , some with black specks. Like bats, they are nocturnal; they sleep during the day. Neko and Teko both wonder if they snore like dads do!
Polar bears have wolverines abs! Arctic wolves are carnivores! And most importantly, owls snore!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the arctic. ( Where the people are snoring!

How Much is the Chemical Filled Fish?

This fish is a Guppy. Guppies have long top fins and wide tails.
They come in many colors.
Neko used to have 3 guppies.
They died in the first week.
Soon, We found out why when we visited the fish store where we bought the fish.
"Guppies, are very delicate they are injected with chemicals and shipped in tiny little bags, that are crowded. Plus, they are given lots of medicine so their color will last.
I suggest only professionals handle guppies. I don't think It's right to do that to fish, they are like people, but with fins." A smart Staff member stated.
We both agreed. This is serious, many beautiful fish are dieing every day because us humans, just don't care and want them to be bright colored! Like the Bubbled Eyed goldfish. Breed so bubbles come under their eyes and they can only see up. Why?
So little kids can laugh when they bump into things.
We think it is cruel.

Even wolverine wouldn't be this cruel.
Maybe, Iron man would when he is drunk.
Do you think fish should have to suffer for our amusement?
Sticking needles into fish so they can have bright colors?
Most fish are born with color. Like Guppies and neon tetras. But, Guppies have needles stuck into them, because they cannot see the beauty of the guppy the way it is. Us, Humans always want more, we are never thankful for what we do have.
Fish are silent all they ask for is lakes and oceans that are clean. But, do we listen?
NO! Because we are greedy.
Neon Tetras are born naturally with this color for a reason.
But, when say a fish that is brown to blend in with the sand is died a bright blue and relished back into the wild they have hard chances of surviving because they can not hide from their predators.
Another thing is betas. Aka Fighting fish, they are always put in these tiny tanks that they can hardly swim in.
They can't be kept together because they fight. Some people are so cruel, that they buy Fighting Fish that purpose: to watch them fight.
Betta fish are rarely kept as pets, they are kept in homes are ornaments in these small bowls they can hardly fit in.
If you want a Betta Fish, only buy one and get at least a two gallon tank.
I don't know but I think Betta fish may be injected with chemicals too.
We should just be thankful for the beauty that comes natural to the fish.
Some people also breed fish to death. Forcing them to breed. (I will not mention how they do it)
But it is cruel let's say that.
If you want a fish do lots of research and try to buy one that does not have chemicals in them. Tetras are quite strong. By, keeping the oceans and lakes clean. Not only will the fish live. But, we will be able to have a healthier world too!
Keeping the world Green!
If you have any questions.
Feel, free to leave a comment!
This is Neko and Teko Reporting from the fishie store!

Fans of Zac Efron

Since, We got to see Zac Efron get an award for the best teeth... We decided to have a little "fun."
I can't believe Yahoo and Coca Cola really invest in dumb stuff like awards on the red carpet for the best teeth.
One girl, What was her name? Ya Vanessa Hudgens won an award for the biggest obsession with Harry Potter's nose.
Zac says that he is proud of his award that coca cola bought from dollarama Just for Him!
Plus, Coca Cola invented Santa's red suit. (Sorry Kids, Santa is not real) Celebs confess that they prefer google because, Yahoo is to furstrating and is to weird.
GO GOOGLE!
Screaming fans shouted out to "Zacy." Telling him how much they love him.
Once Zac got into his Limo, I decided to ask some girls Why they like Zac.
"I like him when he eats Oreo Cakesters!" She fainted.
"I just like his teeth, I want to squeese them!" An Emo goat said.
Yes, Goats are emo! Well, some are.
Emo goats dip their hair in lemonade!
Zac Efron used to be an Emo goat until he drank his lemonade and ZAP! He got cool teeth and became a star using a new product called. "Become a Star a nator." Phienus and Ferb built it!
We are bored now. The only interesting decent star is Lady Ga Ga and he weird tattos.
Plus, Tattos can give you wings and you can fly off into the Red Bull world where goats fly and snakes drink Red Bull, and when people overdose on red bull they die!
Plus, The Red Carpet, was bought at Dollarama.
So is the New Zac Efron Teeth stickers that you can put on your keyboard!
Hope you enjoyed some of this CELEB dirt!
Plus, I got some dirt Zac Efron stepped on and put it in my coffee.
I don't like coffee but Dirt is got in coffee.
Expecially Celeb dirt!
This is Neko and Teko reporting live from the Red Carpet.
(They have their own gift shop)

The Cab and the Dinosaur

We got the chance to hear this amazing story from Zach Cleverland. A taxi driver. We were on the scene. On the side of the road was Zach Cleverland covered in saliva, His Cab was all scratched. "So, Zach are you a taxi driver?" We asked him. "Yes, and an artist on the side." He replied as he took a blob of goo from his hair and threw it to the road. "What happened?" Teko asked. "Well.." He took a deep breath. "I'll tell you." "I was going home for the day, my shift was done, I started up my cab and drove around 2 Cm then this flying Dinosaur came and ate me. I was shocked of course, Soon, I found myself in the stomach of this beast. I knew there was probably only one way to get out. So, I waited and painted a picture. I had my art supplies in the cab. I was covered in saliva too. I painted what the creature looked like. (He gave us a copy of the picture)
Then, The weirdest thing happened. This Sandwich Guy was somehow there, He just appeared, and he called over this Blue Guy who gave my half of a sandwich, which I ate up of course I was hungry. "How did you get a sandwich in here?" I asked them.
"We have little secrets" They said. The blue guy looked like a alien with blue wrinkly skin. The Sandwich guy had these big dorky glasses. I was not very fond of them I admit. Anyway, I started to get worried, I have 5000 kids at home, and I started to miss my office and my regular cup of hot coco. Plus, I was curious, were dinosaurs supposed to be dead? So I asked the blue guy if there was a way to get out of here.
"Oh yes." He took out a feather out of an unknown pocket. I drew it later just now.
It was a rainbow colored. The blue guy then started tickling the stomach of the flying beast. It started shaking and then The Beast burped and out I came.
Then, I realized I was covered in saliva and I painted the feather quickly and I better take a shower." Zach Told us his shocking story.
"Thanks for letting us interview you!" We called out!
"No Problem." He said back.
Well, that was a shocking story of the Cab and the Dinosaur.
Scientists are at work now seeing if it is possible for flying dinosaurs to be alive.
This Blue Guy is popping up a lot. EWWWW! GROSS! Teko just stepped into a big glob of dinosaur saliva. There is a ton on the street. I started laughing. Then EWWW! I stepped in a glob too. In minutes Scientists were swarming us picking up some of the gross globs and putting them in little bags. Probably For tests.
Anyway, Hope you enjoyed this shocking story that we reported on first!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from Dinosaur Saliva infested areas on the street!

The SandWich Guy

The Sandwich Guy?
Who is he?
Well, we are going to tell you!
Neko and Teko are the ones who reported this first!
The Sandwich guy, You don't want to meet him:
We will tell you why later.
The Sandwich guy is bald and wears these ugly dorky glasses.
He can make tons of Sandwiches.
From Gossip Sandwich to Zoo Sandwich.
He is used for punishment. Now we'll tell you why he is dangerous.
Here is the Story of John Sheridan when he met the sandwich guy.

John had been captured for no reason. Just because he had planned to attack earth and kill the President. Anyway, It was his second day of being locked up. John had been shocked many times by the Ugly rubber thing on his neck that smelt of burnt rubber. When John thought it couldn't get any worse....It did. In he walked, With his dorky glasses, and a wrapped up Sandwich in his hand he directed John to a metal chair, This man was the Sandwich Guy, The Sandwich guy sat down and unwrapped a sandwich, he started eating it. Then John said he wanted a sandwich. The Sandwich Guy called over a blue guy and he gave John half of his sandwich.

Why is The Sandwich Guy so Dangerous?
Because he will call over the blue guy and the blue guy will give you half of his sandwich, Also Wolverine doesn't like the Sandwich guy.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from John Sheridan's office where he told us the horrible Story of the Sandwich guy.

Warning, Don't take a sandwich from the Blue Guy!

Lady Ga Ga-Paparazzi

Do you think Lady Ga Ga is tired of the Paparazzi?
We got to Interview her.
"What do you want in your life? What is your goal?" We asked her.
"I want to take one of Wolverine's Abs, and put it in a purse and name it Meap!" She said.
"I'm not that tired of the Paparazzi, I like the attention, and I devoted a whole song to them, so they are not that bad, I don't like that guy in the video though." (see lady gaga's Paparazzi video)
Anyway, The new fashion tread, Wolverine's abs in pets are supposedly cute in purses. Well, You know what they say, Do what Lady Gaga says, Or do they say that?
Ps, Lady Ga Ga dresses weird. Anyway, Don't you love the Paparazzi, they make such good songs about us don't they?
This is the Paparazzi signing out.
AKA Neko and Teko

Harry Potter Hits the Big Screen

Harry Potter just hit the Big Screen with his New movie: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
It's not a movie I would see. Look at him. Look at Harry Potter, He never smiles in that photo he just farted and his face is still Serious. See that is His Serious Farting Face.
Anyway, I should not be making fun of his Farting Face because every one has a different Farting Face.
Anyway, at the Permeire of the New Harry Potter Movie: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter rode in on his Fart powered broomstick. (with his serious fart face of course) and was carrying his DVD of the Harry Potter Movie: The Half Blood Prince. Then with the DVD he hit the big screen and slammed right into it. Harry Potter was not embarrassed at all. People just looked at him and blocked their noses. (Blocking it from the smell) Plus, Harry Potter has a big nose.
I don't get Harry Potter anyway? Seriously? How can a Prince be half blooded?
I think he would die very quickly. Harry Potter farted again ( A big one) and flew off.
When is he going to graduate from High School anyway. IF he has saved the world like 100 times. At the End of the movie, I interviewed some of the "fans"
"Har-ry Pot-ter." One man said and laughed.
"I like Harry Potter and all, but you y'all know he should wear some cologne you know?" A teenage girl flying a red kite said.
Out of 5 Stars. I would rate it 2.4 times better than the first one. And 7.0 Times better than the 18th one.
Anyway I would rate it 0 stars since I have only seen commercials!
This Is Neko reporting. Teko is a big Harry Potter Fan...
So she would not like me saying mean stuff about Harry Potter's Serious Fire Face and Nose.
One last thing.
Harry Potter has a weird nose. :D

Storms

Today in Weather...
It will be stormy and have a chance of big banging rock music.
On Tuesday It will be Stormy with a big banging of Rock Music.
ON Wednesday It will be stormy with Justin Timberlake Falling from the Sky.
On Thursday, A big face will appear out of nowhere.
On Friday It will be doomsday!

Anyway today's top story!
Super Man was drinking beer.
Wolverine came up to him and said. "BUB give me back my beer." Wolverine snarled. "No!" Super man yelled. Then he turned into Madonna. Then Wolverine got really mad. I mean really really mad.
Superman farted, then a big face appeared out of nowhere and the world Blew Up.

Okay the World didn't blow up. But it swirled into a chaos of storms and big faces.

Okay so it didn't swirl into a chaos of storms.

The face appeared and took the beer. So Wolverine bought some more beer. (He had stolen money from Iron Man)
Then superman farted and the population went down.
Pokemon people came and started yelling weird stuff. Baguakon (something like pokemon) Came and ate the face.
Thanks for enjoying the Weather.
This Is Neko and Teko reporting about the weather. (It's more Exciting then you think)
If you have any ideas for articles.
Please Comment!

Purple Tongues

This is Neko and Teko reporting from the North Pole where Penguins and polar bears and beer lives.
What happened is A bear decided to drink some beer.
The beer had gone bad so The bear got swine flu turned into a pig and got a purple tongue.
Weird....
So the bear eventually turned back into a bear using our Swine Flu cure. (I know we are soo awesome)
But, the bear still had the purple tongue.
Being Awesome like we are we made a cure for the purple tongue disease .
Which is eating popcorn, smelling bad smells (like farts), watching retarded Superman movies from the 1800's, and last but not least, Looking at Wolverine's Abs!
Warning, Side affects may include, an obsession for Wolverine's Abs!
Jumping at Beer bottles, dancing with brooms, mild scratching, highly cautioned farting and eating beer bottles and spitting your tongue out.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the North Pole place with bad beer!

I'm all Blades and Beer

Wolverine is mad at the ceiling. Well, we think he is...
He is staring at the ceiling.
So, Since Neko and Teko are on Vacation next week and may not be able to report... so we decided to write another article this week so you don't miss us!
Ok, If you read the article below this you know Iron Man was mad at the floor for taking his beer.
Wolverine is really obsessed with his beer. We decided to interview him.
"So, why are you mad?" We asked.
"I'm Wolverine, I'm all blades and beer. Okay, I went to the black grocery store place with smoke, And, (he snarls) They were out of Beer!" He answered.
"So, why don't you go to another store?" We asked.
"Who do you think I am Iron Man?" He snarled. (He snarls a lot)
Then Wolverine did something really weird. He took off his shirt. AHHHHH!
"What are you doing?" A mysterious voice called out. We turned and there was an old lady there. Wolverine made a angry face and shot out his blades. (Like in the picture)
"Don't you point those dirty things at me! Do you wash those things?" The old lady person yelled.
"Listen here Grandma!" Wolverine yelled. Pointing his blades at the old lady.
The Grandma person took out a pink purse and started hitting him.
"Put a shirt on!" She demanded. "Okay Lady! What's your problem?" He snarled (again) "Who are you calling Grandma?" The Lady Said. "What?" Wolverine snarled.
"I can't understand you Logan with all that snarling!" The Lady turned into Emma Frost. "Emma?" Wolverine gasped while snarling. "I'm not Emma, I'm Wynter!" She said. She turned into the girl who sings in the song Sugar by Flo-Rida. Then Flo-rida appeared and started singing. "What is wrong with you people? All I want is Beer!" Wolverine snarled. "Put a shirt on." Someone begged. "Alright!" Wolverine agreed.
"I'm going to destroy a Tv or something..." Wolverine walked out.
"Then some person named Bruno came out and flew a kite...
Anyway
This Is Neko and Teko reporting from the smoke grocery store place
Remember Wolverine Is All Blades And Beer

Iron Man- Floor Madness

Iron Man is very mad at the floor!
For some reason he does not like carpets.
Ya, Superheros can get a little coco after a while. So, Neko and Teko are on the scene asking why Iron Man is made at the Floor!
"Actually I am not mad at the floor I am mad at the carpet."
He confessed. "Why?" We asked.
(Hey we are reporters we ask a lot of questions)
"They yell and make fun of me! Plus they stole my Beer, It was no ordinary Beer it was cheesed flavored." He added.
"So what are you going to do about it?" We asked again.
"Punch it until It gives me my beer back." Iron Man yelled.
Then all of a sudden Iron Man made squeaking Guinea Pig noises while punching the floor.
Okay...
I think Iron Man may need to see a doctor.
Then the other "not as cool as us Press showed up"
"Tony Stark." They started Yelling!
"How do they know my identity?" He questioned. His face shocked. (how is that possible when he is wearing iron?) "Uh, Duh, Your on TV and in comics!" Teko pointed out. "I will forget my madness at the carpet, I will hunt down these so called "comics" and stop them from doing anymore evil!" Iron Man said Mechanical.
Then theme song music started playing out of no where! In a Jump and a Leap and wires attached to his suit, Iron Man flew off into the painted sunset.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from Carpet place that eats beer!

"Laffy Taffy" Is not that Laffy.

Don't Trust that picture!
I know what you are thinking.
"Mmmm, that candy reminds me of wolverine's abs."
Okay You probably are not thinking that.
This Candy is Evil.
Now, If you look in the corner, you will see a green package labeled "Laffy Taffy."
See Laffy Taffy started the invasion.
We are getting ahead of ourselves.
Laffy Taffy, sneak into police stations all over North America, you see the police went,
"OMG! Free Laffy Taffy!" So they ate it you know. Then they burst out loud in laughter. The Laffy Taffy had some how made it so they burst out laughing.
Pure Evil....
They created an army of Candy and went to attack the police stations trying to take over North America (Finally someone who doesn't want to take over the world)
How were they stopped from turning the North America countrys into a candy land (Yay!)
They were kinda eaten... All of them so none of them were left.
To Celebrate!
Laffy Taffy for everyone!
This is Neko and Teko Reporting from The Candy Place with Laffy Taffy!

Revenge Of the Wafer Cookies!

Don't let these yummy looking cookies fool you! They may look like a yummy treat but, they have broke almost all the laws!
Okay, some are okay, The ones that broke the laws are apart of R.O.T.W.C. (Revenge of the Wafer Cookies)
We decided to talk to a police officer about this. His name was Bobby Bobtis Bobbilons.

"So, how much laws has these wafer cookies broke?" We asked.
"Uh, almost every one, they have robbed banks, stolen jewels, speeding down the highway..." He explained,
"Wait, How do they do this?" We interrupted.
"They just slide, around, I guess no one suspects a wafer cookie." He said,
"Do they have a weakness?" We asked.
"Oh, ya and a punishment!" He got up and left the room.
He came back in 2 minutes carrying a jar of squirming wafer cookies.
One was Pink, three were white, and two were chocolate.
Bobby Bobtis Bobilons, took one from the jar,
"This is Sweetheart." He said holding the pink one in the air.
"Noooo," The pink cookie screamed.
But it was to late, Bobby Bobtis Bobilons has swallowed and chewed up Sweetheart the pink cookie.
We each "punished" a wafer cookie.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from The police station.
If you see a wafer cookie moving around by itself, eat it or call the police if you are allergic!