Showing posts with label hair spray. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair spray. Show all posts

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Why Blondes Have More Fun? Why Not Brunettes?


First lets go over the genes:
There is something called Dominant genes, that beat the recessive gene.

So: When a baby is born, genes from the parents come,
Say both of the parents give Recessive Genes, than the child will get that trait, but if one parent gives the child Recessive Gene, while the other gives a Dominant, the child will get the Dominant Trait,
In this case:
Dominant is Brown Hair, while Recessive is Blond hair. So, the point is there is less blonds and more brunettes.

So why does the media tell us Blonds have more fun?
Well, in movies, the blond girl is always the one that gets what she wants, is rich, has all the guys and so on.
So, this is telling women that "You will have a better life if you are Blond" So, since there is less Blonds, the Darker haired Women are more likely to get their hair dyed blond so they get this "Life."
See the point of the Blonds have more fun thing? The Point is hair dye=Money.
Because its also harder and more expensive to dye your hair blond, than it is to dye it darker. But if the media was really smart they would make it:
Reds have more fun! Since Red hair is even rarer.

To Let you know, the whole Blonds have more fun thing is a lie. Come on? How can the color of your hair determine how much fun you have?


For a list of Recessive and Dominant Genes:
http://www.blinn.edu/socialscience/LDThomas/Feldman/Handouts/0203hand.htm

Monday, August 10, 2009

The Dreadlocks Warrior


Have you ever heard of dreadlocks? If you've had them, you know that their a pain in the hair. Well, not anymore. Neko and Teko interviewed someone who goes by the name of The Dreadlocks Warrior. 'The thing is,' he tells us, ' is that dreadlocks, the war of the nation, is actually a cool sensation!'

He also tells us that all the celebrities are planning their new wardrobes and apparently the governement is releasing Fudge Umbrellas.

So, If you have ever had a horrible day when dreadlocks just would not go away, then you are in luck and prepared for this new, strange, horrible but cool fashion statement. And hair spray, a word of warning. GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR FROM OCTOBER THE THIRD, IT WILL BE ILLEGAL TO USE!

This is Neko and Teko repoting from the hair salon.


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