This is Neko and Teko reporting from, The National Jelly Bean Convention. Where Jelly Beans gather and talk about Jelly Bean Stuff.
So, we tagged along.
We did Murder a few Jelly Beans though...
The First Activity was called Jelly Bean Toss.
The Jelly Beans would toss onto each other.
It looked like the Photo here.
There was a Speech that caught our attention. It was about the Greatest Role Model for Jelly Beans.
Here are the Top 3: In third Place: Big Foot Second: The Conservatives And First Place: Iron Man`s Beer. No not Iron Man but Iron Man`s Beer.
Yes His Cheese flavored Beer.
So, up hopped a glass of Beer, The Jelly Beans cheered. Suddenly Iron Man and Wolverine appeared. Two words: Crashing Through the Ceiling with Peanut Butter.
Okay that is 7 words. Wolverine started throwing Peanut Butter at Wolverine. I am too Cheap to buy my own beer. Wolverine yelled. So they fought over the beer...
Then If you`ve read our last post you would have known I said Weird Things happens with Cheese. I have no Idea How but the Cheese separated from the Beer. The Jelly Beans started Jumping up and down and Chanting. CHEESE IS OUR NEW ROLE MODEL. Soon, Once they stopped fighting over the beer.
Two Words: Peanut Butter Covers Beer. So they left.
The Cheese got evaporated by a strange Cheese Eating Jelly Bean force.
So, We left. Grabbing more Jelly Beans of course.
News is Scared in our town. So, Hopefully we will find some better news soon.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Jelly Bean Convention!
Jelly Beans New Role Model: One word: Cheese
Today in Weather...
It will be stormy and have a chance of big banging rock music.
On Tuesday It will be Stormy with a big banging of Rock Music.
ON Wednesday It will be stormy with Justin Timberlake Falling from the Sky.
On Thursday, A big face will appear out of nowhere.
On Friday It will be doomsday!
Anyway today's top story!
Super Man was drinking beer.
Wolverine came up to him and said. "BUB give me back my beer." Wolverine snarled. "No!" Super man yelled. Then he turned into Madonna. Then Wolverine got really mad. I mean really really mad.
Superman farted, then a big face appeared out of nowhere and the world Blew Up.
Okay the World didn't blow up. But it swirled into a chaos of storms and big faces.
Okay so it didn't swirl into a chaos of storms.
The face appeared and took the beer. So Wolverine bought some more beer. (He had stolen money from Iron Man)
Then superman farted and the population went down.
Pokemon people came and started yelling weird stuff. Baguakon (something like pokemon) Came and ate the face.
Thanks for enjoying the Weather.
This Is Neko and Teko reporting about the weather. (It's more Exciting then you think)
If you have any ideas for articles.
Please Comment!
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the North Pole where Penguins and polar bears and beer lives.
What happened is A bear decided to drink some beer.
The beer had gone bad so The bear got swine flu turned into a pig and got a purple tongue.
Weird....
So the bear eventually turned back into a bear using our Swine Flu cure. (I know we are soo awesome)
But, the bear still had the purple tongue.
Being Awesome like we are we made a cure for the purple tongue disease .
Which is eating popcorn, smelling bad smells (like farts), watching retarded Superman movies from the 1800's, and last but not least, Looking at Wolverine's Abs!
Warning, Side affects may include, an obsession for Wolverine's Abs!
Jumping at Beer bottles, dancing with brooms, mild scratching, highly cautioned farting and eating beer bottles and spitting your tongue out.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the North Pole place with bad beer!
Wolverine is mad at the ceiling. Well, we think he is...
He is staring at the ceiling.
So, Since Neko and Teko are on Vacation next week and may not be able to report... so we decided to write another article this week so you don't miss us!
Ok, If you read the article below this you know Iron Man was mad at the floor for taking his beer.
Wolverine is really obsessed with his beer. We decided to interview him.
"So, why are you mad?" We asked.
"I'm Wolverine, I'm all blades and beer. Okay, I went to the black grocery store place with smoke, And, (he snarls) They were out of Beer!" He answered.
"So, why don't you go to another store?" We asked.
"Who do you think I am Iron Man?" He snarled. (He snarls a lot)
Then Wolverine did something really weird. He took off his shirt. AHHHHH!
"What are you doing?" A mysterious voice called out. We turned and there was an old lady there. Wolverine made a angry face and shot out his blades. (Like in the picture)
"Don't you point those dirty things at me! Do you wash those things?" The old lady person yelled.
"Listen here Grandma!" Wolverine yelled. Pointing his blades at the old lady.
The Grandma person took out a pink purse and started hitting him.
"Put a shirt on!" She demanded. "Okay Lady! What's your problem?" He snarled (again) "Who are you calling Grandma?" The Lady Said. "What?" Wolverine snarled.
"I can't understand you Logan with all that snarling!" The Lady turned into Emma Frost. "Emma?" Wolverine gasped while snarling. "I'm not Emma, I'm Wynter!" She said. She turned into the girl who sings in the song Sugar by Flo-Rida. Then Flo-rida appeared and started singing. "What is wrong with you people? All I want is Beer!" Wolverine snarled. "Put a shirt on." Someone begged. "Alright!" Wolverine agreed.
"I'm going to destroy a Tv or something..." Wolverine walked out.
"Then some person named Bruno came out and flew a kite...
Anyway
This Is Neko and Teko reporting from the smoke grocery store place
Remember Wolverine Is All Blades And Beer
This is "Bester Of Babylon 5 better known as "Carl""
We threw Lego X-men At him. Then he fell over and got taken by the Cops!
