Where Did Gum Come From?

By, Gum I mean Chewing gum. Or Bubble Gum. Nowadays most people

just call it Gum.

Some say The Ancient Greeks invented it. Some say The Aboriginals

got sap from trees and would chew on it. Some say it was really invented in the 20th century by a guy named Thomas Adams.

Truth is: its a combo of all. The Greeks didn't live near the Aboriginals, yet they both chewed "Gum". Thomas Adams was the guy who brought the first "official" gum sold.

According to:http://inventors.about.com/od/gstartinventions/a/gum.htm
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Why We Should Not Eat Gum!

Now you are probably like WHAT???!?!??!?!?!?! Why should we not eat Gum?
Gum is awesome! (Clears Throat) You didn't read the title properly did you?
It says, Why you should not Eat Gum! Now that is all cleared let us actually report?
Thank you! Remember to Read Titles Better!

Why You Should Not Eat Gum?

Gum, Is meant to be chewed that's why you don't eat it!

What's the Big Deal If We Eat Gum?

It's just a big deal okay that's why its the title!
If it wasn't big why would we have an article about it?

What Happens if We Eat Gum?

You don't want to ask.

Yes we do!?!?!

Ok don't say we didn't warn you

.........

Who is asking all these questions?
What happens if you EAT gum,

If You Eat gum.....
Let's do another Thingy Thing!

The Gum has just hit your stomach, You feel a jolt and electric pulse goes through you. All of a sudden blue waves come out of your mouth! Why your Mouth? Okay who is asking all these questions? I dunno! Anyway, After the blue waves things....
The Pulse sends a signal to the Guy who sings the Song Cha-Ching. Then he comes in a fat suit and then the guy gives a phone call to Mickey Mouse, Then Mickey Mouse comes with a bread stick and throws it at you! Then the bread stick sends a pulse to wolverine. Wolverine asks if you have beer. You say No! Then he snarls and growls and snarls then picks up a book reads a chapter and goes home!
Then you burp and everyone goes away. Your Gum comes falling out of your mouth.
Then you get another piece shrug and then you feel it going down your throat....It all happens again and again!

Why did you write this? WHO IS ASKING THESE QUESTIONS! Person I am tracking you using 5 year tech now. OMG! I can't believe it the person asking the questions was......
This Guy? His name is Tom?
This is Neko and Teko reporting from Uh? Gum Land!

Scum Gum

Scum Gum, rumored to give it's chewers special powers! Is it True? We are going to find out!
Scum Gum is rumored to give you powers! We interviewed a Scum Gum Vitim! No Not Victim Vitim. It's A person who is a victim of getting cool stuff like powers!
We interviewed on of these "Vitims"
So, Tell us your Story!

"I ate Scum Gum well chewed it, The Next Minute I was a Butterfly. I yelled in a butter fly way they I just said in my mind Scum Gum for some Reason and then I turned but human, I said scum Gum and Turned into a Butter Fly again! So Awesome Powers YA!"

"SO, Butter Fly how do you feel how the government wants to get rid of your powers to test on you Etc?"

"How Dare There I will just laugh and fly in their Faces!"

This Case has happened to all those who chewed scum gum, One Vitim turned into a wolf, another a cat, the most awesome one Turned into a carrot!

So, the rumors are true! So, if you want awesome powers pick up some scum gum!

We have also found out the ingredients in Scum Gum!

wax, scum, gum and stuff and more stuff and scum and more gum and scum and magically altered stuff ya!


The Question Being Do you want Powers?
Eat Scum Gum!
This is Neko and Teko reporting From The Gum Store!