Why are Reese's Pieces So Evil? When they are so Yummy? We have found out! Here is what We have found out! If you go to the ice cream store and want a blizzard and ask for Reese's They give you these things, instead of the Peanut Butter Cups! "It's so EVIL! Why they don't know that Peanut Butter cups are better than These Piece Things!" Says Mr. Meki "Carl is behind this!" Dairy Queen Worker "I can't help it my hand it being drawn to the Pieces!" Another Dairy Queen Person "OMG! Scum gum is Behind This!" Scum Gum Eater Not Much stuff and info on this We know! So, Stay Tuned for some Info on the Scum Gum!
This is The Article That won! Now, This is what you have all been waiting for! Here we go Exclusive Info on Who Carl Really Is! Loading File...... Synchronizing File..... Commencing Information DataBase Procedure....... I have no idea why I am typing this....... Zebras are Cool...... I hate Salad..... I am weird And Should Stop Doing this shouldn't I?...... Here we go....... Had to get it out of my system....... Okay Now....... We...... Go......
This is "Bester Of Babylon 5 better known as "Carl"" He Made one Mistake, he Left a note with his name CARL On it! He is so creepy.... Look at him. He used his Cup in the second picture to kill people. He can read minds! (No Fair) So, He could always know when we were after him. How did we get him? We swallowed Cat Litter and that seemed to work plus if you think gross stuff, They are more likely not going to read your mind. Neko was thinking of Wolverine's Abs Naked! How is that possible Aren't Abs already Naked? How we caught him. We got the Call from the Police as you know! He had gone to steal more Ber Which is pink beer! Carl's Plan: Was to steal a bunch of random stuff and sell it to The Thing to use as Moisturizer! To try to moisturizer his rock skin! We caught him when he was at the back of the alley! How the Heck Did we defeat Him? Here are our Weapons: Loading File..... Getting Photos..... Making tea...... Going Washroom....... Inside Defense........ Patting Pie......
We threw Lego X-men At him. Then he fell over and got taken by the Cops! Now He is like in Jail! Remember If Carl Escapes you can use Lego Wolverine's to defeat him! Ending Transmit...... This is Like...... Neko and Teko.....
It's Sure to be the biggest wedding of the Century! "I though Susan Storms and Reed Richards Was!" Some News Guy Said! This Is Neko and Teko On the Scene To bring you huge NEWS! Turns Out Carl is Not Willy Wonka! No one knows who he is....Some people rumor Him to be the Silver Surfer! To the Top Story Shall we? The Big Huge News is The Mona Lisa and The Silver Surfer are Getting married "I though Susan Storms and Reed Richard's Wedding was the Biggest?" The Silver Surfer said. Yet again... The Silver Surfer Wore no clothes. Here is how the Wedding Went: The Silver Surfer Came in on His surf Board, Him and The Mona Lisa Got Married, A Huge TV Popped up saying their "Wedding Music Video" IT was the Theme Song for
It's in French For Some Reason? I guess the Silver Surfer Really Likes French? Then After that they flew off into the Card Board Sunset! It looked Really Weird. Back to Thinking Who Carl is: It's so weird, Willy Wonka is not Carl for sure, You want to know that Willy Wonka was found dead with a not on him saying: "Give Me a Reason Give Me a sign GIve me a reason to walk the fire...ZUT! I have a song stuck in my head~BLAH BLAH BLAH I am Carl you will never get me!" Signed Carl We Know that Carl Watches the Unit Even though it was cancelled :(! So, Carl must be caught! The Police want to shut down Carl's Group! We are going to be with The Police 24/7 to see who is Carl what his plan was and who is in his group! Stay Tuned and you will be first to know!
Click Here for a Picture of a Scene Card! This morning at 10:00am A UFO came and stole all the scene cards. We were Right Carl did steal the Scene Cards. Police may suspect that The Thing may be involved. "We may have to use our secret Weapon." A police Officer stated. "Scene cards have REALLY SHARP PLASTIC." A person panicked. "Wait a Second." King of Cheese Said. "The combination of Dead fruit, perfume and scene cards can create a huge indestructible weapon that no one can defeat. Actually only one person can defeat it. That would be wolverine of course, If he will do it, he will do if for beer I know he will for he is a lover of beer, but this weapon is super dangerous." King of Cheese said in One Breath. "What is the weapon." Someone said. Not asked. King of Cheese faced us and said the 3 lettered word. "pie." All of a sudden the Thing was standing on a UFO holding this Giant pie. He grunted. So the world went into chaos for 45seconds. Just enough time for The Thing to call up Carl. That's when we found out who Carl was... Carl is..... Willy wonka. He Escaped Just before the Police could catch him. But he dropped all the stolen stuff. "He is moving onto Bigger Plans." Teko stated. "Well, want to go see that horror movie?" Neko asked. This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Movie Theatre inside a horror movie called. The Horror Of the Abs. Yes it is about Wolverine's abs! This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Movie Theatre inside a horror movie called. The Horror Of the Abs. Yes it is about Wolverine's abs! Wait, we said that already? May the Peanut Butter Be with You!
In the past, there have been over 800 UFO sightings. Are they real or just a myth? UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object. If UFOs were identified though wound they be called IFO's or Identified Flying Object? I think that Carl might have something to do with it! And the Thing probably helped him too. By grunting of course!
What could UFOs be? Are they spaceships inhabited by aliens? Or are they large flying plates that giants have their meals on? Well we, Neko and Teko, have discovered that they are really frisbees used to communicate back and forth between the Thing and Carl so they can plan secret evil stunts behind peoples' backs.
We recently interviewed some people:
"Well you know what younglings! My grandmother was a UFO and I am proud of it!" tells 'Grandma'.
"Of thourse I bewieve in spathchips lithe UFO'th!" proclaims 'Lisp' age 3.
"All this crazy nonsence has carried on from generation to generation and I just don't believe in it." declares "Farmer". "The crop circles in my farm are probably just tractor circles."
So, some people believe in UFO's and others don't. Well, Neko and Teko know that they're real and Carl and the Thing do too.
This is Neko and Tekorepoting from the crop circles.
Why are Reese's Pieces So Evil? When they are so Yummy? We have found out!
