This looks like a regular burger. But really it is a Mutant Burger with crazy powers. When you try to take a bite of it, it turns to metal and you break all your teeth.
'' Because of this beast, I had to get dental insurance!" complains a burger fan. "I miss my meaty flavor!" protests many more. The culprit recipe is not yet found, but many suspect it to be THE THING. COPS look into this subject as he is monitered daily. Not even the neighbourhood superhero, Wolverine, can destroy this monster! When will we get our favourite flavours back? "All in a matter of time" detectives on this case state.
So, until then you will just have to enjoy those hot dogs.
This is Neko and Teko reporting from the Meat Matters Central.
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