Eclispe-Move Review

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To break down the movie Eclipse into a sentence:

A movie filled with 2 hours of nothing, and with a 15 minute battle scene. The movie was basically 2 hours and 15 minutes of Edward and Jacob fighting over the oh-so-dull and boring Bella.

Even the vampires and were wolfs betray an ancient boundary to you-guessed-it protect the wonderful Bella. In Breaking Dawn we are going to discover that she is the great Lunar Maiden sent to save humanity. If you look at it from a different perspective, Edward is a crazed psychopath-who is over protective of his "Bella" daring. 

I have the admit the special effects were good enough, It is annoying to see that its all about Bella, everyone loves her, they even decided to send an army to kill her!  Some parts were NOT realistic-even for a twilight movie, You know because 5 vampires can kill 50 vampires in a matter of seconds. In the movie it has your overdose of two teens kissing and talking to each other about their emotions. 

And Don't get me started about the acting! The acting was as scary as Robert Patterson is. (Scary) You would think they picked up the kids off the street. 

There is also the storyline, The rock hard skin of the vampires becomes breakable glass, it seems that it is a quicker process to make vampires, you don't have to burn them anymore!

Bella's Slaves+Over controlling boyfriend+Bad acting+The girl who seems to be some sort of god+Crazy Redhead+big round black circle=Eclipse

Won't Bella just die already?

New Moon

Unless you've been on the Moon for that last week. Everyone knows What New Moon IS! Most Teens or Preteens are probably seeing it. I(Neko) am Even Seeing it. Yes Tonight. Opening Night!
Watch the trailer! Doesn't it look awesome. The Basic Story Is That Edward Leaves and Bella and Jacob fall in (Love) Are you a Team Edward or Team Jacob? I like Jacob better! For My School, Today is a PA Day! WHOO HOO! Anyway, I found some more New Moon pics for you Fans! Plus: If you don't like Twilight (What's wrong with you?)

Have a Happy New Moon Day :) NEW MOON ROCKS!

Love?

Love: It's everywhere. I love Video Games, I love Zac Efron, I love Blogs, I love this Website. The Most common "Love" Is Going Out love. You Probably know it happens in lots of classrooms. Or Schools, It's more Like The BoyFriend-GirlFriend thing. They call it "going Out" But, Rarely do any of them actually "Go on a date"
My Dog goes on tons of dates, With every single He-Dog she sees. Ok she doesn't.
This Hamster Loves Seeds, She even goes out with them! (Carrying Seeds in her pouches outside her cage) Did you know that 1% of the population is actually people?
Yes, The Rest are aliens or Zombies. So, Are you really a person? Did you know that also 50% of the population in north America are actually were-wolfs or Vampires? Would you rather be a were-wolf or vampire? Vampires are all silvery. Hmmm, I wonder if you can mine them?Did you know that 20% of the population are dancing laptops?


So, today Spread some "Love" By Throwing seeds at people!
This is Neko and Teko and the dancing laptops, Signing out!