Carl Get's Busted

This is The Article That won! Now, This is what you have all been waiting for! Here we go Exclusive Info on Who Carl Really Is!
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This is "Bester Of Babylon 5 better known as "Carl""
He Made one Mistake, he Left a note with his name CARL On it!
He is so creepy.... Look at him. He used his Cup in the second picture to kill people.
He can read minds! (No Fair) So, He could always know when we were after him.
How did we get him? We swallowed Cat Litter and that seemed to work plus if you think gross stuff, They are more likely not going to read your mind. Neko was thinking of Wolverine's Abs Naked! How is that possible Aren't Abs already Naked?
How we caught him.
We got the Call from the Police as you know! He had gone to steal more Ber Which is pink beer!
Carl's Plan:
Was to steal a bunch of random stuff and sell it to The Thing to use as Moisturizer!
To try to moisturizer his rock skin!
We caught him when he was at the back of the alley!
How the Heck Did we defeat Him?
Here are our Weapons:
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We threw Lego X-men At him. Then he fell over and got taken by the Cops!
Now He is like in Jail!
Remember If Carl Escapes you can use Lego Wolverine's to defeat him!
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