Orange Juice Threatens Area 51

You, have heard that orange juice took over Venus.
This is Neko and Teko, turns out orange juice is intelligent enough to make other decisions and even make weapons.
Orange Juice is hungry for power.
Orange Juice came flying in the thousands with jet packs that are hipper than hip.
This morning at 1:00 a.m. Orange juice made an attempt to take over the one and only area 51. The soldiers were shocked on how hip the weapons were.
But, they had a secret weapon on their side. KRAFT DINNER!
They fired it at the orange juice. The orange juice quickly retreated from the flying kraft dinner. But, the military is afraid that the orange juice may be to hip to handle.
If you see orange juice on jet packs. RUN FOR CoVER!
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Neko and Teko reporting from the kraft dinner polluted desert.
Ps. a bit of advice. Eat your Kraft dinner.