How to stop an Angry Mob

We were just walking through the park, when we spotted tons of people with signs and pitchforks? Torches? We could only lable them as one thing,
An Angry Mob.
"Sir, why are you protesting?" Teko asked.
"I have no idea." He answered.
"It's because I saw an angry mob on T.V. and it looked cool." The leader of the mob chimed in.
"So, are you going to destroy anything?" I asked.
"Ya, The town hall," The leader said. A chorus of people with pitch forks sang out in agreement.
The torches were blazing in the sunset. It was getting late.
"Whaa?" Teko said.
A figure in Armor, yes armor was standing there with a Cd player?
"Ha, you think a Cd player can stop us?" A person yelled.
The person was silent. He put down the Cd player and pushed Play.
The song: If you seek Amy by Britney Spears came on.
Everyone started dancing. Then magically all the pitchforks disappeared.
The torches started floating up randomly too. Don't ask us how it was done.
Then the Cd player and the person disappeared.
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When you want to stop an ANGRY MOB, put on the song If you seek Amy.
Check it out on Youtube.
>If you seek Amy by Britney Spears is on of Neko's and Teko's Favourite songs
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